My dog is smarter than your dog.

I was standing under a tree with some people at the dog park when a man and his yellow lab entered the park. The lab bolted right over to me, lifted his leg, and peed on me. Everyone gasped and backed away in horror. I told the owner what happened, and he said, "Oh, sorry," and walked away, like it was no big deal! What kind of dog pees on a person? Tahoe may be nutty, but at least he knows where to take a leak.